Just listening to Heart FM before going to work (Capital's Chris Tarrant's on holiday and I can't take Neil Fox) and the DJ Jono Coleman has been asking people for stories of when people have put their foot in their mouth. A lady came on with the following story.
She was getting on the tube with her parents and they sat on those seats in groups of four for two people on each side. When they sat down a guy was there sitting with his legs wide apart "As they do", the woman said. She recognised him as an ex-boyfriend and said. "Do you mind closing your legs, as I've been there and you're really not that big".
Her mother gave her a withering look and ex-boyfriend rapidly closed his legs. Class.
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