New Route Analysis (Part 3)

After the St. Pancras fiasco of yesterday I decided to do the tube to West Hampstead and got to New Cross station at 06.40 to find that the 06.32 was late leaving and was ready to go. So, 5 minutes up already. Got to Canada Water, got straight on a train, got off at West Hampstead... Oh, does anyone actually care? Do you give a shit?



I can't be bothered pursuing this pointless narrative any more. I'm sure you're all bored by it too, so here's something more light-hearted.



Is it a sin to make fun of a man of the cloth? Well tough if it is because t'other day, whilst on the Jubilee line I saw this rather racy Catholic priest resplendent in purple shirt, oversized crucifix and Doc Martens, obviously fresh out of another invigorating mass (or something):







It's just SUCH a pity he chose to sit in the seat he did.



But at least he's smiling as he reads "Which Rosary?". I wonder which font it's printed in? (Geddit??!!)



He may have gone home and logged on to www.getfed.com/index.cfm?&AID=185&new=yes (yes, there's a website for everything these days). I particularly like this item. It'll look dead classy in my display cabinet with all my Princess Diana plates.



Hmmm, Ocean Finance Ad Chic. "Well, me and the wife went to Ocean Finance to buy some new furniture to replace this gaudy tat. We also ripped up the green carpet and took the textured wallpaper down."



Sorry, going off at a tangent now.